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Joke of the Day
"You have something big inside you. Share it with the world: MetamucilTM"
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"[NSFW] What do you do when your penis starts acting up? Beat the fuck out of it!"
"Just skipped past a quote from Gandhi on Instagram to ""like"" a photo of a hot dog."
"You know when you get that urge to eat something just because it's there? Anyway, I lost my job as a gynaecologist today."
"How did Hitler tie his shoes? With little nazis."
"You know why birds sing in the mornings? Because they don't have to go to fucking work"
"Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels? She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf."
"Freezing bananas before they go bad is a great tip I learned 6 months ago. Now I have a freezer full of bananas"
"What do do you call a Mexican rolling in the sand? A churro."
"I am realistically only 1 crossbow away from accidentally killing someone with a crossbow."