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Joke of the Day
"You really shouldn't make fun of a fat girl with a lisp. I'm sure she's thick and tired of it."
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"Only is Adam and Eve were Chinese they would've probably ate the snake instead of the forbidden fruit."
"What do you call a Scotsman who works in a cloakroom? Angus McCoatup"
"Field testing has shown that coworkers are most likely to enter my office 8-11 seconds after I fart."
"What is the difference between my dad and cancer? Cancer came back"
"Woman equalities."
"What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in."
"What's the difference between your mom and a pizza? One I eat everyday, and the other is an Italian-based flatbread with tomato sauce"
"Pretzels come in twist shape because the twist is how disappointed you are in your snack."
"What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library? Pages from *Reader's Digest*"