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Joke of the Day

"What do you call people who worship paper bags? Sack religious"

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"How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season? Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone."
"But it's not my choice I'm single by choice"
"Who handles font related crimes? A sans sheriff!"
"Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself? Because it didn't have the nerves."
"Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost."
"whats black and burns? stevie wonder answering the iron"
"Gloryholes are like restaurants. The best ones are just holes in the walls."
"smh, I bought tickets to Disney on ice & it was just 2 hours of Donald Duck smoking crystal meth"
"An IPv4 address walks into a restaurant... He says ""Quick, give me a drink. I'm exhausted"""