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Joke of the Day
"What do you call people who worship paper bags? Sack religious"
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"How do skateboarders see? So gnar"
"I need to get my shit together. It's in little piles in my kitchen & then there's some more in my wife's closet."
"How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes."
"Hi, I'd like a salamus sandwich, please. ""You mean salami?"" No, just a single salamus. ""Um ok, anything else on that?"" Yes, one pepperonus."
"I have a fear of speedbumps But I'm slowly getting over it."
"procrastinator's club .... ... meets tomorrow"
"The NFL's Refs"
"What did the keyboard say to the mouse? stop with the cheesey jokes!"
"If your method of birth control is abstinence... ...and you miss a day, you might be in trouble."