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Joke of the Day

"So Arnold Schwarzenegger opened a pest control business... Because he was already an Ex Terminator."

"I made a song... in the tuna fish"

"I cried last night harder than I've ever cried before. I really should invest in a nose hair trimmer instead of plucking them."

"What does the middle and middle earth have in common They both have short hairy men that like to carry swords"

"Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up."

"Just tested the structural integrity of a door frame with my face. It's pretty solid."

"Good news and Bad news wife: i have a good news and a bad new. Husband: i am very busy.Just give me good news. wife: The airbags worked properly in our new BMW."

"How do you cut the sea in half? With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)"

"What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree? A pool table."

"Black people love boom boxes .. I hate to generalize, but it's their stereotype ;-)"