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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lady pig planting seeds? A sow sow."
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"A guy in Egypt was caught red handed stealing but was still refusing to accept it so they threw him in the river. He's still in De' Nile."
"Did you know your amazing human body actually drink lava!?! Only once though....."
"I like my Wifi like I like my sex... Unprotected."
"How do you make a starfish shine? Drop it in sparkling water."
"Michael Jackson to be recycled"
"Why are men like blenders? You need one but you're not quite sure why."
"Blood is thicker than water, so I'm going to have to use Comet on this bathtub"
"Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage? I don't know I just fly the drone."
"Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Do you have a banana in your ear? I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear."