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Joke of the Day
"How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She can fit into your wife's clothes."
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"Mary had a little lamb, little beef, little ham, tacos, burritos, cream,cheetos,chocolate cake. Her waist was wide as whoah!"
"Torturer: I will break you Me: Do you wear that hood to hide your sadness? Torturer: *broken* ah hell man I just wanted to be a chef"
"7yo: I HAVE A LOOSE TOOTH! Me: The Tooth Fairy doesn't want you messing with it until payd...Friday."
"What's a paedophile's favourite musical scale? A minor"
"Literature for the blind What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater? This is the most violent story I've ever read!"
"Finally, you get a cab. The driver is a golden retriever. You hop in and hope for the best"
"What's long, hard, and fucks old people? Osteoporosis"
"What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter"
"This is overexaggerated. 1/x"