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Joke of the Day

"911 What's your emergency Me: I'm calling to complain about the quality of this cocaine 911: The police are on their way Me: Thanks"

"2 friends and I once pulled the 3 kids in a trenchcoat trick & killed a man got tried as an adult but when they hung mike, paul & I fell out"

"Two Blondes walk into a bar They both fall on the ground, stunned from pain."

"Her eyes said no....... But my roofies said yes."

"What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up? Old"

"The Goonies went looking for pirate treasure and ended up finding the greatest treasure of all: pirate treasure."

"Her: I love you. Me: I love YouTube."

"My grandma has dementia the saddest part is watching her slowly forget about Dre"

"*meets girl for coffee* *sets down blueprints for bank* ""What's this?"" Your dating profile said you were looking for a partner in crime"

"I stole a stripper's kid. It was like taking baby from a Candi."