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Joke of the Day

"Man found dead... in an ice cream van covered in sprinkles. Police think he topped himself."

"If Panic! At the disco were Mexican... They would be called Hispanics at the disco"

"Trump Jesus asked the Devil if he'd made a deal with Donald Trump. The Devil said they'd negotiated for a while but eventually he gave up and just let Trump buy him out."

"What do ducks do at Christmas time? They Duckerate cookies. ...lol..."

"My interviewer kept getting annoyed at me... ...when I kept responding to each question with the same question - only in a really sarcastic way. Apparently, I don't know what a ""mock interview"" means."

"What killed the Wicked Witch of The West? Splash damage"

"Don't forget to contemplate the meaning of life while standing in the cycle lane with your car door wide open today."

"Good cop: frisks you Bad cop: takes his time"

"What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids."

"How do you know you have a high sperm count? She has to chew."