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Joke of the Day
"Woody Allen's version of his life will be his most brilliant fiction."
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"My friend told me the onion is the only food that makes you cry. I disagreed and threw a coconut at his face."
"currently washing my balls in the sink while humming that one black eyed peas song because tonight *IS* gonna be a good night."
"Tinder for dudes is mostly scrolling through the mini cards they hand you on a Las Vegas Blvd street corner"
"When is a door NOT a door? When it's ajar."
"I walked into the bar sober with $42 & walked out drunk with $42. But you're right fellas, men are smarter than women."
"I heard the catchiest joke yesterday... Women's softball."
"That awkward moment the drug dealer charges you extra for the briefcase."
"""I love you unconditionally*."" -God *Terms and conditions apply. See Bible for more details."
"Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday? He likes to keep things low key."