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Joke of the Day
"When is a door NOT a door? When it's ajar."
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"If you took all of the poops everyone on earth made in a single day and laid them end to end, wash your hands."
"There's no ""k"" in team either. This is fun. What other letters aren't in team?"
"People keep getting mad when I say I'm a God.... ... They all say I have a me complex"
"The hotel has a live band and my favourite song is ""We're going for a break now, we'll be back later"""
"Limericks eh ? There was this girl from Boston, Mass. She wade into the sea and wet her ankles, it doesn't rhyme now, but just wait until the tide comes in"
"I am a very kind and honest person. if I see an old lady trying to cross a street... ...I will tell her she is old."
"Every DJ's picture looks like they just got done effing your mom & can't wait to tell you about it."
"My parents asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I said I wanna watch. So they let me"
"Two condoms walk past a gay bar One says to the other ""what do you say we go in there and get shit-faced?"""