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Joke of the Day
"What did Caesar say when playing battleship? A2 Brute."
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"What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday? I'll column later."
"Just misread a headline 'Trump wins big' as 'Trump bins wig'. I thought: 'about time too'."
"What did the rock say when he went metamorphic? ""Holy schist."""
"I didn't get a chance to do yoga this morning or any other morning of my life."
"Taco emergency ? Call 9 Jaun Jaun"
"Big explosion in a paint factory tonight, 10 people missing, presumed red."
"[enter password] *Correct* [your password is incorrect] Me: ahh that's right *incorrect* Login Successful"
"What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex? One makes your day, the other makes your hole weak"
"What lives on a farm and says moo? a bilingual chicken"