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"Knock knock... Who's there? Poo. Poo who? POOYOUMOTHAFUCKKKKKKAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! /r/unexpectedthuglife"

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"Sometimes I have my shit together, sometimes I eat an unidentified white substance out of my hair and am grateful when it's frosting."
"Have you seem the movie ""constipation""? Of course not, it hasn't come out yet! -Repost from r/funny-"
"What's a shopaholic's favourite boy band? NSYNC"
"[Chasing a man out of the bathroom with a pube] Sir you dropped this!"
"What kind of jeans does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"
"I don't know what to do when someone yells stop Is it hammer time? Is it in the name of love? Do I collaborate and listen?"
"I just know my cause of death will be trying to scoot my office chair around as fast as possible."
"Wife asks his husband how many women he had slept with... Husband proudly replies, ""Only you darling!"" ""With the others I was awake..."""
"TWITTER: something just isn't clicking here HORDE OF RACIST EGGS: [cacophony of immoral filth] TWITTER: eliminate the looping video service"
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