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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ? Because everyone had to go on in pairs !"
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"I'm very serious about my cereal. I'm all about that Life."
"I invented telescopic arms for snooker players........and the rest is history."
"A kid gets home very distressed..... And says ""mom everyone at school says that im always distracted"" ""FOR THE LAST TIME KID, YOU LIVE NEXT DOOR!!!!"""
"If you're ever attacked by a bear play deaf, be like ""I can't even hear you bear"""
"I'm getting my girlfriend a prosthetic leg for Christmas It's a great stocking-filler."
"What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans? Being rescued by the Americans"
"I am happy to report this vodka works."
"*Social justice ppl arrive at nintendo headquarters in japan* ""Game... BOY?"" *merciless, graphic slaughter of nintendo employees ensues*"
"[on the phone] wife: My mom tripped over the dog me: Is she ok? wife: Yeah me: Can I talk to her? wife: Sure *calls for the dog*"