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Joke of the Day
"There is nothing wrong with sex before marriage... ... as long as it doesn't delay the wedding."
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"Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice? Because he only knows about The White Stripes."
"My son: do kids that get bullied go to college? Me: no they go to the police academy"
"I wanted to share this great joke I heard about a farmer fixing his fence... ...but it's a re-post."
"I suffer from an unusual obsessive compulsive disorder, CDO I have to write acronyms in alphabetical order"
"What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !"
"If this cat doesn't stop trying to lick my plate, we're having Chinese for dinner tomorrow."
"What bounces and makes kids cry? The cheque I just sent to Save the Children."
"Why was 6 scared? Because 7 was a 6 offender."
"That awkward moment when you're trying not to look when someone is staring at you."