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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room? Novak."
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"My husband had to sign a form stating he understands his mother's cremation is nonreversible. I weep for our species."
"My favorite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she tries to get out of the car."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he wont come when you call it!"
"I accidentally shot my girlfriend on a hunting trip because I mistook her for a deer in an orange vest drinking a Diet Coke."
"What do a dwarf and a midget have in common? Very little."
"What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver? A golfer goes *whack* ""damn"" and a skydiver goes ""damn"" *whack*."
"Like my Father always said, ""I put my ass kicking boots on every morning"" ""Then after a long day of getting my ass kicked, I come home from work and take them off."""
"[furniture store] Wife: We're putting in a bar. Salesman: OK Wife: And... S: Yes? W: Go ahead, say it. Me: WE'RE GONNA NEED A STOOL SAMPLE."
"Hubs: How long has your car been doing that? Me: ? Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight? Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights."