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Joke of the Day
"Sex jokes Are Not Funny Come on guys."
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"What does a pescatarian librarian eat when they're hungry for a little snack? Microfiche."
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"Me: I have no friends My bed: Wow I'm like right here"
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"Son: Can you teach me about fractions? Me: Sure. I love 2/3 of my children."
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"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk... budumdum tssssss"
"I find myself addicted to this website just like my Father before me. Guess why that is? It's He*reddit*tary."