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Joke of the Day
"Sex jokes Are Not Funny Come on guys."
Next Joke
"that awkward moment when a friend is complaining about their spouse, but you start to identify with the spouse"
"What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan? They're used to disappointment."
"What do you call a dog who does magic tricks? A labracadabrador"
"Why are relationships complex? Because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary"
"Why did the melon leave her boyfriend? He said he can't elope."
"Bill Gates is a good rapper. Word."
"I like sex. My wife is pregnant! We are going to have a boy or abortion."
"Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans? Because if you add even one more it gets ""2 farty""."
"I hate it when I'm watching porn and suddenly there's a man's butthole right in my face. And I'm like ""go away, dad. I'm watching porn."""