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Joke of the Day

"How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs? Raw"

"This LSD may be taking a turn, but I think this pony rabbit is a piece of shit insurance salesman."

"What did the hungry dyslexic order at the movie theater? Cop porn * This is probably already a joke but I'm experiencing a huge coffee crash so it was hilarious to me."

"i'm just like one of the ladies in the commercials! dancin around with nair on my pits! usin a tampon as a mic as i lipsync the cranberries!"

"Getting married next week I told my fiance I'll set a date the day I see the Queen jump out of a helicopter."

"What's the difference between a lazy overeater and a flirtatious emo? One is Sloth the Gluttonous the other is Goth the Sluttiness. Yep made that up on the way home today... Sorry."

"What is Apple's favorite song? ""Hit the Road Jack"""

"I can tell you how to view NSFW content while at your desk. Get to work, Michael! You're not getting paid to watch models who have ""MAGA"" tattooed on their breasts."

"How are Harambe memes keeping up? Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down. Edit: Spelling"

"A dung beetle walks into a bar And asks the bartender, ""Is this stool taken?"""