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Joke of the Day
"If I had a dollar for everytime I said something vague... ...I'd have some money"
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"Snow is like sex... You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. .."
"What was the favorite chicken dish of Hitler? The SwasTikka"
"What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Running. Jk. Rolling."
"What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up? Its axle rose."
"How did the english teacher know his student was pregnant? She started missing periods"
"What do you call a room full of comatose people? A salad."
"Did you notice the difference between Trump's inauguration and Obama's? Trump's crowd paled in comparison."
"What do you call a flannel cat? A Plaid-A-Pus"
"What's the difference between a kidney bean and a chickpea? I've never had a kidney bean on my face."