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Joke of the Day

"How does a viola greet a relative? Cello!"

"It Turns out Trump was right about 1 thing... Never send a woman to do a man's job! Bernie 2020!"

"Most populated places in the world: 1. China 2. India 3. United States 4. Indonesia 5. Friend Zone 6. Hell"

"My daughters weren't paying attention to me, so I told them Taylor Swift died."

"Don't move leaves without their permission... That's rake."

"""Umm, what are you doing? Can you not? Seriously, get off me!"" - The first horse ever ridden (probably)"

"Why couldn't JFK be a boxer? He couldn't take shots to the head."

"My grandpa has the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban at the San Diego zoo."

"One day, someone will call me sir without adding ""I think we're going to have to ask you to leave."""

"This clown fad is getting out of hand.... They are even running for president of the United States."