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Joke of the Day

"How does a viola greet a relative? Cello!"

"I broke up with this cross eyed girl... I thought she was seeing someone else."

"Two crows are in jail. What are they in for? Attempted Murder"

"What Kind Of Bagel Can Fly? A Plain Bagel."

"The gym is like church to some people. No matter what they do all week, they think they can erase it with one visit."

"Two native-american boys are walking through a forest One spots a bug on the ground, points to it and says to the other, ""ew, squash it!"" The other says, ""no, i'm pretty sure it's a bug."""

"How does a burger acquire good taste? With a little seasoning!"

"How do you know the economy is only getting worse? On the latest episode of ""Celebrity Apprentice"", Donald Trump fired himself!"

"My girl said for every upvote this gets I get one thrust for anal Please do not upvote, her strap-on looks really big....."

"If you see someone wearing camouflage, make sure to walk right into them so they know it's working."