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Joke of the Day

"I moved to Australia, I've never been so appreciated! I've had so many offers to ""Get F**ked!""... I have the pick of the litter!!"

"Tilda Swinton is what happens when a lamp from IKEA becomes self aware."

"What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!"

"I got so drunk the other night that I lost my glasses. The rest is a blur."

"I found out my vacation to Greece is tax deductible Apparently it falls under charity work"

"Where does the three legged horse live? The unstable"

"Crabs always look like they're walking themselves out of an awkward situation ...."

"It's hard to get a lot done when you're busy having a snack every 15 minutes"

"What do Africans eat for breakfast? Ebola cereal"

"What happened when the Italian chef died? He pasta way"