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Joke of the Day

"MAN!! My boss is always all ""Blah blah blah!"", ""You're late!"", and ""Get me more pictures of Spiderman!!"""

"You guys ever hear the one about the man who ran naked through the church? They caught him by the organ."

".@Beyonce can you feed my turtles while I'm on vacation"

"How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you later."

"What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs? Condescending"

"I'm thinking about taking a break from drinking . I hear drinking too much water can be deadly"

"Three Mexicans were seen at the border. They were tres passing."

"My wife once told me she was a rich b***h. Turns out she was only half right..."

"I'm starting a career by putting bombs in prayer mats I think prophets will go through the roof"

"Divorce. When being wrong every day for being alive isn't working for you."