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Joke of the Day

"When Kelis sang about her milkshake bringing all the boys to the yard... ...do you suppose she was referring to her dairy-ere?"

"Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union? They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin."

"You know how light travels faster than sound? Thats why some people seem bright until they speak."

"What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly? Knives?"

"Boy, ISIS are going to be pissed when they find out New Atheists talk about God more than them."

"What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons? Arr! It's driving me nuts!"

"Have you heard the one about the airplane? Never mind. It's over your head."

"2,000 calories of junk food costs just $3.52 a day. 2,000 calories of dense nutritional foods costs $36.32 a day. No wonder people are fat."

"I know I'm being such a grammar Nazi, but it's ""Jew-rats make me NAUSEATED,"" not ""Jew-rats make me NAUSEOUS"""

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