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Joke of the Day
"Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce ! Pupil : Let us out of school early !"
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"I walked in on the janitor using the women's washroom. I asked him what he was doing in there. He said ""The men's washroom is filthy."""
"If life gives you melons you're probably dyslexic"
"Anal is like your first car You don't really want it, but your step dad gives it to you anyway"
"What car did the Apostles drive? (Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)"
"How to stop being intimidated by dates Just think of them as big raisins."
"Hey you with the Uggs, Michael Kors bag, iPhone, scarf and super excited voice.. *70 million white women turn around*"
"I fill my pockets with glitter so when people ask me for money, I can turn them out to show that I'm broke, but still a little fancy."
"Why is the moon like a dollar? It has four quarters."
"My reaction to Kit Kat prices: $1 good deal. $1.25 ok. $1.50 whoa. $1.75 what are we at the OPERA?!"