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Joke of the Day

"What is the male cover band of The Cranberries called? Boysenberries"

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Rustle."

"Me: That guy is a bad apple. 6-year-old: He's a person. Me: I just meant he's mean. 6: Probably because you called him an apple."

"Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day Set a man on fire and he is warm for a lifetime."

"What do you call a hen staring at lettuce? Chicken sees-a salad"

"You say you don't eat a lot of fast food but it kinda looks a little like you do."

"Apparently the US government has to choose between supporting ISIS and the al-Assad regime... I think that's called getting caught between Iraq and a hard place."

"What do you call a women with one leg? Aileen Unless she's Asian, then you call her Irene."

"Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their Facebook statuses?.....That's as crazy as the low low prices at Dave's Furniture Emporium"

"Did you hear about the Mexican racist? he joined the que que que."