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Joke of the Day

"Shame that UFOs coincidentally stopped visiting just at the moment when high-resolution digital cameras became ubiquitous."

"I don't know what fool first decided to put carrots in the cake, but they sure lucked out."

"I'm still disappointed that The Phantom Menace was never nominated for an Academy Award... ...for Best Animated Film."

"Did you hear that the CEO of Under Armour got in trouble with police recently? He was caught KEVIN, PLANKING, in a restricted area!"

"It's a joke, not a dick don't take it so hard"

"Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Nevermind, it's too cheesy..."

"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Ask her to roll up her sleeve."

"Me: *does interpretative dance Translator: *does translation dance Chief: *does interpretative dance Translator: *does translation dance"

"I like my jokes on r/jokes like my daily routine... Repeated daily"

"""I hate tacos""... Said no Juan ever"