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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man? The PGA Tour."
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"I need to get my shit together. It's in little piles in my kitchen & then there's some more in my wife's closet."
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear"
"What's the best thing about an extremely drunk, angry girlfriend? They don't remember when you smack the ever living shit out of them."
"I would totally support the development of a 14-year after pill."
"A couple years ago my therapist told me I had problems letting go of the past."
"Michelin, Triangle Shirtwaist, and Brian Williams. ""Name a tire, a fire, and a liar."""
"There's a fine line between numerator and denominator."
"A stoner plumber walks into his dealer's house and asks ""where's the shit at?"""
"What's Trump's Secret Russian Code Name? Agent Orange"