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Joke of the Day
"Q: What has more lives than a cat? A: A frog -- it croaks every night."
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"The thing about the holocaust is... It was the experience of a lifetime."
"Calm down, white people expertly wielding chopsticks to eat pad thai."
"Do you have a go-to joke to tell someone who is clearly having a bad day?"
"So, I just found out I got some black guys in my family tree... Went to the backyard and found them still hanging there."
"Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Cause' freedom rings"
"My grandad gave me some sound advise on his deathbed. ""It's worth spending money on good speakers"", he told me."
"I've always got women knocking on my door... Sometimes I let them out."
"Hydrogen walks into a bar and yells ""Oh no! I've lost my electron!"" The bartender says, ""Are you sure?"" ""I'm positive!"""
"So the other day I went to the zoo There was only one animal there. A dog. It was a shuit tzu"