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Joke of the Day
"Q: What has more lives than a cat? A: A frog -- it croaks every night."
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"Son, there's the house where I grew up. And I bought a Playstation at that Best Buy in 1996. Well, that's pretty much the tour"
"[Jogs to a halt in front of you minutes after a fire truck passes]That guy's (panting) never gonna sell any fire (panting) driving that fast"
"I went through and unfollowed everyone who is better looking than me. It took a lot longer than I thought it would."
"I used to love going to dinner parties as a little girl My wife hated it though."
"Genderfluid? I just call that semen"
"Can we survive without whales? No whey."
"How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe? He tried to blow up a police car."
"My doctor says I can't have French bread anymore. What a pain."
"This is yr brain. This is yr brain on drugs. *turns page* This is yr brain on the beach at Cancun! Awwww, yr brain on yr honeymoon. *turns p"