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Joke of the Day
"I'm not a proctologist ... ... but I know an asshole when I see one."
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"What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes? Mr. President."
"Smokey the Bear Why cant smokey the bear have kids? Every time his wife gets hot, he beats her with a shovel."
"Dark humour is like food Some people just don't get it"
"I went to a club and they played ""The Twist"", I did the twist. They played ""Jump"", I jumped. They played ""Come on Eileen""...I got kicked out for that one."
"New Year's Resolution 2016p"
"Girl, are you expansionary monetary policy? Because my Aggregate Demand is growing."
"A Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the road.. and they see a boyscout bending over. The Priest says ""Man I'd screw that."" and the Rabbi replies ""Out of what??"""
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee *before* it was cool."
"Don't touch my twat my itchy twitchy twat .... Miley Cyrus. Ba dum tish"