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Joke of the Day
"Dark humour is like food Some people just don't get it"
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"I hate to choose sides, but if forced, I'll aggressively side with the person paying my bar tab."
"What does an Australian chemist call is bro? Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong"
"fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you're healthy and hydrated"
"Who is the smartest person in the world, doing the silliest thing right now? Apparently, that's you."
"This guy and I were arguing in an elevator when all of the sudden it turned into a fist fight We really took it to the next level"
"Mom! Mom! I'm pregnant!! Oh God, honey, where was your head at?! Ummm against the passenger door, I think"
"Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach? Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan."
"How much jizz does a gay dude have? A buttload"
"It's that time of year again when I should really check in on my friends with pools or boats to see how they've been since last summer."