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Joke of the Day

"Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors? Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box."

"My car's check engine light turned on, so I checked it. Yep, still there! Moving on."

"What did Harry Potter name his daughter? Harry Daughter."

"I kid you not. -Condom wearers"

"Who do you call when your wheelchair gets a flat? Cripple A."

"I understand why Jesus was crucified But the crown of thorns is a real head scratcher."

"A lot of people like to smoke ciggarettes after sex. But you can't buy ciggarettes until you're 16. So I have to get them for both of us"

"My buddy, David, had his ID stolen while on a business trip in Prague... ...now we just have to call him Dav."

"The IRA have been fighting for Irish reunification since the 70s. . . All they needed to do was vote for the Conservatives."

"Yerr a unit of power Harry! Im a watt?"