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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger!"
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"If you could travel the world with only one person, who would that be? Dora. She has like everything in her backpack."
"I just found out that I'm colorblind It really came out of the purple!"
"How did the Welshman find the sheep in the tall grass? Very satisfying."
"My wife told me I needed to slow down on the alcohol... ...or better yet, stop driving altogether."
"Whew. Thank you, warning label. I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower."
"I once threw a fish off of the roof of my house. I guess you could say the bass dropped."
"Have you heard about the blind hooker? You've gotta hand it to her"
"Seeing as how reddit is taking so many pictures of lightning... Reddit must have some lightning fast reflexes"
"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking in tents!"