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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bunch of unicorns? A unicornucopia."

"Notice: Due to overwhelming political pressure, Cracker Barrel will now be known as Caucasian Barrel."

"What is orange and sounds like a carrot A carrot"

"So a silver mine collapsed in Germany... So a silver mine collapsed in Germany, I guess you could say that's one mein fuhrer. I don't know if that exists or not, but as far as I know, I made that up."

"My mom once called me at 3am to tell me some long lost relative died and hung up on me when I asked if they'd still be dead at 8am."

"Is it official now that Glenn Frey is running on empty? Too soon I know, I'm so sorry! My friend just said this and I couldn't help but laugh."

"A man walks into a crowded bar brandishing a gun... The man yells out ""WHOS BEEN SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE???"" A few moments later, a man in the back yells back ""YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH BULLETS!""."

"After tonight's World Series game... It looks like the Indians are going to have a different type of trail of tears."

"I normally don't get a boner at Burger King But when I do, its a whopper."

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? Nsfw You can't marmalade your cock up someones ass."