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Joke of the Day
"What do u call a stereotypical Vietnamese commie He is so-viet"
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"How does batman order his iced water? ""Can I get that..Just ice"""
"What is the definition of ""making love""? Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her."
"I stayed up all night long to see where the sun went... ...then it dawned on me."
"Q: What do you have with Dick Cheney, Dick Morris, and Dick Nixon in the same room? NSFW A: Way too much cock and bull."
"I was the Wikipedia of my school. People expected me to help with their homework, but completely ignored my constant requests for money."
"What do dyslexic zombies want to eat? Brians"
"In retrospect, back in my club days I should have recognized there was a reason the beat always sounded like DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE."
"In general, the wronger it is, the louder it's shouted."
"What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common? They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name."