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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst thing about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair when you're done."

"Farting in the steam room was a bad judgement call."

"What do you call a man that stabs many packets of Cornflakes? A Cereal Killer."

"Why doesn't Popeye's serve spinach?"

"Did you hear about the live performance about the dictionary? I heard it was a play on words."

"No YouP0rn... I do not want to play poker, I'm at work for crying out loud."

"Hey airplane designers, why don't the people who pick the number of windows talk to the people who pick the number of rows?"

"Gmail replaced the words on its buttons with symbols Which is great for all the illiterate people who use gmail"

"Descriptivism is the right way of managing the English language, irregardless of what you think."

"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag? You take the f out of ""safe"" and the f out of ""way""."