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Joke of the Day

"A Family Walks Into A Hotel... The Father walks up to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled"" The man at the desk replies ""no, it's just regular porn you sick cunt"""

"What do you call a cock-muncher's favorite meal..? Not me.. Stop calling me that."

"I usually close my eyes when I kiss girls. Not as much pepper spray gets in that way."

"He goes out for a run, and doesn't even stop to sniff any crotches. Humans are weird. ~Dogs."

"What do you call to a dog with no legs ? NOTHING because dog isn't going to come anyways :P"

"Which eggs are the best for Easter? Empty ones ( )"

"What does a robot do after a one night stand? He nuts and bolts."

"Why don't seagulls fly over bays? because then they'd be called bagels!"

"My kid threw five hot dogs in the trash, in callous disregard of the pigs who nobly gave their snouts, hooves and anuses for our dinner."

"Meteorologists always have their heads in the clouds But gastroenterologists take shit seriously"