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Joke of the Day

"Hat did one prick say to the other prick? Nothing, they were both stuck up cunts!"

"Why do Mexicans make refried beans? Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time"

"I was offered a job working as medieval escort. Unfortunately, I turned it down because I would have to work fucking knights."

"Did you hear about the Roman who got a C in Math? He got a perfect score!"

"My inner man is a fabulous gay dude named Gary who loves pedicures and bon-bons."

"DYK Mozart never suffered from stress He always kept his composer."

"I got kicked out of the army yesterday. They called it a dishonorable discharge.... ....i call it jizzing over the generals face whilst he was asleep."

"What's the difference between your mom and my mom? Your mom still sucks my dad's dick"

"Toilet paper has a lot of other uses! Your baby? Boom. It's a mummy. Your dog? Boom. Mummydog. This lamp? Boom. Your living room is on fire."

"Whoever invented ""knock knock"" jokes Should get a ""no-bell"" prize."