213171

Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump has written a lot of books about business... They all end at chapter 11. Nice one Hillary!!"

"I was two woman away from having a threesome last night"

"why was the rabbit promoted to brewmaster? All his beers had a lot of hops"

"Why can't you hear my grandma when she's taking a piss? 'coz her pussy is hanging in the water!!"

"professor gave us a 2000 word essay... So I gave him two pictures."

"*co-worker approaching elevator* *I try to hit ""close door"" button* *I miss, hit ""open door""* Co-worker: thanks for holding it Me: Of course"

"Did you hear about the man who died of a viagra overdose? They couldn't close his coffin."

"I hate every child in a commercial."

"My friend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more"

"Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To see he's flat mate"