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Joke of the Day
"Where did the hamburger meet the cheeseburger? At the meat ball."
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"What did the salmon say when it hit the wall? ""Dam"""
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"First day on the job as a drug dealer... Dealer: I don't have coke... is Pepsi okay? *gets stabbed*"
"Me: Ma'am your pet is loud. Lady: That's my baby. Me: Ma'am your pet baby is loud"
"Where do you buy clothes for baby owls? the outlet"
"If I had a dollar for every repost I saw on r/Jokes... I'd have like a lot of money."
"I remember when my grad father first got his pace maker Every time he would go to use the microwave he would piss his pants and forget who he was for about an half an hour or so."
"So a pimp is berating one of his girls nsfw ""You've got no tits and your cunt's too small"" ""Fuck you. Get off my back."""