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Joke of the Day
"What was Justin Timberlake called when he was a kid? Justin Timberpuddle!"
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"What sex position gives birth to the ugliest children? Ask your parents."
"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot"
"Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure? The back of her head."
"How come the NSA whistleblower can't leave Russia? Because he is snowed in."
"My dog licked the crumbs out of my computer keyboard & earned an online college degree."
"A man walks into a bar with a loaded gun ""All right, anyone here that slept with my wife, please step forward. A man from the back of the bar shouts, ""You don't have enough bullets!"""
"Bonnie said I should join the Facebook like she did. Said its good way to get in touch with friends. Lord, at my age I'd need a ouija board"
"I bought my girlfriend a big helium balloon for her birthday it didn't go down very well."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Nothing, because he ain't coming over to you."