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Joke of the Day

"A skeleton walks into a bar and says, ?Give me a beer and a mop.?"

"PLATO: I'm famous in the future? I bet the word platonic is used to describe philosoph-- It's for relationships where nobody's getting laid"

"Hi my name is, Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop."

"During an argument with my wife, she dropped the old ""why did you even marry me?"" line. Apparently ""Your sister was already taken"" was not the right answer."

"That Indian food was tasteless, nothing special at all... It was quite daal."

"You make cool foam designs on top of your coffee? Well latte-da."

"Jack & Jill went up the hill, for a bit of privacy. Jill lifted her dress, to Jack's distress there was something there she hadn't confessed"

"John Travolta and Nicolas Cage walk into a bar... The barman says, ""Why the wrong face?"""

"What did the Jamaican Priest say to the Baker's rolls? You a cinnamon."

"What U.S. state was founded by Muslims? Allah-bama"