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Joke of the Day
"Crossword clue: F**k, used by Gordon Ramsay a lot more than the average person Fork"
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"Say no to drugs. Although if you're talking to drugs you may already be on drugs."
"How do to an indian burn My curry is better than yours."
"Listen. You can keep retaking all the pictures you want, but that's what your face looks like."
"What do you call a Mexican baptism? A bean dip."
"What's the best part about fingering... What's the best part of fingering a psychic while she's on her period? You still get your palm red"
"I'm so down on my luck right now, that I can't even afford to change out light bulbs when they burn out... Things don't look so bright"
"*Date with a boy I dated when we went to kindergarden* *puts two big bowls of worms and mudwater on the table* Him-YUCK!!! Me-You've changed"
"Just think if the kids that made Frosty the Snowman brought two carrots that day."
"Life's like a box of chocolates It don't last long for fat people."