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Joke of the Day

"Learned today that it's about 12 min after realizing there's no TP in the stall that you ask yourself how important your socks really are"

"What's yellow and covers assholes? The Lakers uniform."

"I have a Muslim friend with a Note 7... It only gets awkward when he shouts ""Allahu Akbar"" when plugging it in."

"I'm no longer interested in self-discovery; I'm more interested in self-medication."

"Did you hear about the terrorist suicide bombers rave party? I heard they had a blast."

"What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall? DAM!!!"

"What's white and covers the road in the early morning? Employed people."

"Why do you never see elephant's in trees? They're really good at hiding."

"Why did the baker have brown fingers? Because he kneaded a shit."

"Luis Suarez is to appear in the next Star Wars film. He'll play Chewbacca's brother, Chewshoulder."