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Joke of the Day

"Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing? You might get a hole in one."

"What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery? A ginger bread man."

"I had to steal this one... The best thing about 9/11 was my house climbed 2 spots in the world's tallest building ranks."

"whats the difference between my sex life and racism racism actually exists"

"Boobs= not much ass, Ass= no boobs, Ass and Boobs= ugly face, Ass, boobs and nice face= Slut. You can never win"

"No thanks resolutions, if I wanted to be reminded of everything I didn't follow through on at the end of the year, I'd get married again."

"We will always be important enough to fit into someone's motive. However, that is not the kind of importance we want to carry around"

"A Levels Despite my A Level results being A B B A, it still seems no employer will Take a Chance On Me."

"My girlfriend is a porn star. She'll be mad when she finds out."

"Once someone called an Indian man Asian. He did not get offended because you are dumb. India resides IN south Asia thus all Indians are Asian."