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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele? About fifty pounds"
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"a girl poop says to a boy poop ""ew, did you just fart?"" ""no we both smell like shit remember cause were poops"""
"whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come back from camp."
"Me: Excuse me sir, can you please forward my X-ray and breast exam results to my doctor Airport security:..."
"My son just handed me a duck & a pig from his puzzle & smiled as if that made us ""even"" for all the food/clothing I've given him."
"How many republicans does it take to fix a problem? No one knows. It's never happened."
"For my summer job, I worked at the zoo, circumsizing elephants The pay wasn't great, but the tips were enormous!"
"What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes."
"Why is Russia such a gassy country? Because their leader has been Putin for a long time."
"I walked into a bar the other day... ...ouch"