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Joke of the Day
"Why did email come easy to the lumberjack? He was already very familiar with loggin' :D"
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"Thanks for nothing autocorrect, I'm never gonna get chicks being a ""homeless romantic""."
"[Spoiler] Mark Hamill Star Wars joke Mark Hamill is such a loser he didn't even get a single word in the new Star Wars"
"Crap tonight is day lights savings and we loose an hour of sleep On the bright side we get an extra hour of light"
"40% of women in the world are battered... And I've been eating mine plain this whole time."
"What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM? It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care."
"How does raw chicken taste? Fowl"
"Looking back on Britain's 2016. The year most middle aged men went from wanting to fuck Nigella to wanting to fuck Nigel up."
"what does a frozen beer, burnt pizza, and pregnant girl all have in common? they all happened because some dumbass didn't pull it out in time."
"What does cheese say when you take its picture? Make sure you get my Gouda side!"