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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the obese woman who got a job at a bank? She was a four-chin teller."
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"What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS? They really scared the Shiite outa me!"
"My doctor says my emoji use is keeping me young."
"Accidentally pronounced wifi as ""wifey"" and the hotel concierge said the password's helping out around the house and being a good listener."
"The local radio station is having a contest. First place wins a week in New Jersey. Second place wins 2 weeks in New Jersey."
"Joseph and Mary are having a romp in the hay. Mary says, ""what if I get pregnant, what will I tell them?"" Joseph replies, ""you will think of something."""
"What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm"
"Why couldn't the snowman spend his money? Cause his assets were frozen."
"HOT LOCAL SINGLES WANT TO MEET YOU SO THEIR FELONIOUS BOYFRIENDS CAN STEAL YOUR I-PHONE"
"Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry? Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian."