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Joke of the Day
"Listen up all you calendar owners Your days are numbered"
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"What does a black guy do after sex? 15 to life"
"Why did the Marxist drop out of school? He didn't like the classes."
"Whats you favorite Christmas joke? I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!"
"Anyone want to know my secret to quit procrastination? I'll tell you tomorrow."
"Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for a hour. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"A small box of strawberries If there was some play on words that could turn a small box of strawberries into a punnet would be quite funny"
"I went to the zoo yesterday, but the only animal they had was a small dog. It was a shih-tzu."
"5yo's pretending she's a tourist at a hotel. All good, but I draw the line when my services are criticized because the ""toilet's too cold."""
"TIFU : I got the wrong zoo magazine Oops wrong sub"