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Joke of the Day

"Whats you favorite Christmas joke? I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!"

"What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree? The pizza can feed a family of four."

"Why did EA Cross the road? Buy the season pass now to find out!"

"The Karma cafe has no menus. You get served what you deserve."

"Men are like mini skirts. If you're not careful they'll creep up your legs."

"What did the priest get at Toys R Us? An erection."

"I told this guy I was arguing with if he stepped one more step closer I would hit him in the face, but he kept walking right to me. I guess he didn't understand the punchline."

"if you ever want to witness an Oscar worthy performance, ask any person from twitter their follower count and watch them pretend to not know"

"Why did the blind fly starve to death?? Because he couldn't see shit"

"To help me get to sleep I'm counting miners."