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Joke of the Day

"Whats you favorite Christmas joke? I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!"

"Why is Hillary better than a prostitute? Hillary will be whatever you want her to be for a whole campaign, a prostitute only lasts 30 minutes."

"I once bought shoes in China that said ""made around the corner"""

"A wife asks her newfie husband to stop by the grocery store on the way home... She tells him, ""pick up a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, get a dozen"" He comes home later with 12 loaves of bread"

"All I want is for someone to push me up against a wall Lean in And whisper 'I'll do your housework'"

"If I ever win the lottery and someone asks me for money I'm going to give them a dollar and say ""Here. Go play the Lottery. That's what I did."""

"University: ""Got any money for tuition?"" Me: ""Go Fish"""

"Slipped on black ice today, I thought it was regular ice at first, but when I stood up, my wallet was gone."

"What do you get when you cross a Joke with a rhetorical question?"

"What is the best stand-up routine of our time? I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared."