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Joke of the Day
"Shall I tell you the joke about the kidnappers? I'd better not. You might get carried away."
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"What do you call it when a banana eats another banana? Canabananalism EDIT: Thanks for all the support, only my second reddit post and I'm surprised this got as many upvote a as it did!"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Venus de Milo Barbie ...made of rock; no head no arms"
"I'm surprised Microsoft didn't resurrect Bing Crosby to counter Google's ad."
"Jake and the Cat Man: One man solves crime, the other spends the entire show being startled by thunder."
"My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian, it's like I've never seen herbivore!"
"First post and an original How much does a Chinese elephant weigh? .................. Wonton"
"Why was 6 afraid of 10? Because 10 was in the middle of 9,11..."
"Q: Why are violas so large? A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small."
"That crazy moment when you smell roast pork, but realize your heated car seat is set too high."