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Joke of the Day
"Shall I tell you the joke about the kidnappers? I'd better not. You might get carried away."
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"How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, ""You're lookin' BIG, man!"""
"What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs? [**I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)"
"What is WILL.I.AM going to be called after he dies? WILL.I.WAS"
"How was the Roman Empire cut in two? With a pair of Caesars."
"What's the difference between skinny and squat? I never took a skinny on a girl's chest."
"What do u give a woman who has everything? Penacilin"
"Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial? It was framed."
"If Crunch Berries aren't considered fresh fruit I don't think this diet is going to work out."
"[party] ME: I'm uncomfortable BF: Just mingle ME: Do I introduce myself? BF: We're at your family reunion"