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Joke of the Day
"There are three types of people... People who can count and people who can't"
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"What is a duck's favorite TV show ? The feather forecast !"
"What's the difference between between a pizza and a black person? A Pizza can feed a family of four *Still courtesy of my Comrade Ivo*"
"So Jack helps you off the horse. Will you help Jack off the horse?"
"No Deja vu please...I Don't want to go through that again"
"HIM: isn't wintertime just so romantic ME (smiles & my lips crack open & blood starts pouring down my chin): oh definitely"
"Two and a half men would be way funnier with an all black cast But then it would have to be called one and 3/5ths men"
"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay the b!tch."
"The Rock just announced he's having a baby girl... I bet he names her Marble."
"I always feel bad for cantaloupes ... They just want to get hitched"